Having two vividly imaginative children makes my life incredibly interesting. Most days are filled with cute little creative stories and funny sayings. However some days (like today) I find myself saying things I'd never thought I'd say (especially pre-kiddies). Here are a few gems for you.............
- Please stop putting toys in your sister's underpants.
-Please take your underpants off your head.
-Are you even wearing underpants?
- Oh my goodness did you really just draw nipples?
- Please don't wipe your boogers on my socks.
- No daddies can't get pregnant, only mommies, I'll explain that one later.
- Please stop putting chips in your ears.
- Yes candle wax smells yummy but it's not good for little bellies, please don't eat it.
Ahh, the joys of parenthood!
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