Ladies, this is pretty hilarious, I laughed so hard I cried.
Monday, March 31, 2008
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Adrianna: (Around 2 AM) Ashlyn, hey Ashlyn, ASHLYN! Are you awake?
Ashlyn: (In a groggy state) Nanna, shhhh be quite! Don't you know the whole world is asleep!!
Ashlyn: Mom, I have a rumbly in my little tumbly, FEED ME NOW!!
Adrianna: " Run Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the danger bad man." (referring to the Gingerbread Man)
Me: Ashlyn you look pretty today.
Ashlyn: No mom, I'm not pretty I'm the most beautiful mermaid princess in all the United State!
Me: Nanna do you want some candy?
Nanna: Yes I want a tooxie (tootsie) roll please!
Ashlyn: (while I was fixing her hair) Mommy will you put two buns in my hair?
Me: Sure! Did you know that Santa Claus is coming to your school today?
Ashlyn: Yippie! I want him to see my cute little buns
(referring to her hair obviously).
Ashlyn: Nanna do you want to go to Sea World today?
Adrianna: Yes!
Ashlyn: There is sea horses and whales and sharks and Usulas and Ariels and Flounders and Sebastians at Sea World.
Adrianna: Oh wow!
Ashlyn: Mommy how many eyes do you have?
Me: I have two eyes just like you.
Ashlyn: Right, I have two eyeses and nice shinning teeth and a big bum.
Explanation: Ashlyn's pre-school class has a "foster" grandparent who helps out with the kids. Her name is Grandma Judy.
Me: (picking up Ashlyn from class) Tell everyone goodbye.
Ashlyn: Good bye Ms. Anne, good bye grandma Booty, see ya tomorrow.
Adrianna: (looking at flamingos at the zoo) Look mommy, it's a daddy mingo, mommy mingo, Ashlyn mingo and Nanna mingo!
Ashlyn: (While I'm drying her off with a towel) Mommy look the towel is brown just like me!
Ashlyn: Mommy, I want an apple.
Me: Ok sweetie
Ashlyn: ( singing while I am cutting the apple) Apple Mia, How can I resist ya!
Ashlyn: Mommy let's pretend it's Halloween. I want to be a silly punkin and you are the wicked witch!
Adrianna: Mommy are you happy?
Me: Yes I am
Adriann: Ok then clap your hands!
Ashlyn: ( on her pretend phone) Mommy, The letter M is on the phone.
Me: Hi letter M, how are you?
Ashlyn: Mommy did he say MMMMMMM.
Ashlyn: Mom it's 10:00, time to be a robot!
Ashlyn: Look mommy (pointing to a picture) it's a hopscotcher!
Me: Oh you mean Grasshopper?
Ashlyn: No mommy I like hopscotcher!
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Ashlyn: Oh mom I just love your Apple Ipod! Can I have a pineapple Ipod or a grape one?
Ashlyn: Mom do I like fortune cookies (after receiving one after our lunch at the local chinese buffet)?
Me: I think you will like it if you just try it. Crack it open and look at the little paper inside. Mine says: You will run into some unexpected surprises.
Ashlyn: Ok mom, mine says: YOU ARE A FAILURE
Ashlyn: Mom did you know I have a boyfriend?
Me: Oh really, who is it?
Ashlyn: His name is A and he is in my class. But mom he bonked my head so I told him that he couldn't be my boyfriend anymore. Mom I don't like to have boyfriends anymore. I think I'll only have girlfriends.
Ashlyn: (to the jogger without a shirt on) Hey man, why are you running around naked? Put your clothes on!
Ashlyn: Mommy four children in my class made a bad decision today!
Me: Where you one of those children?
Ashlyn: NO mommy I am a good child
Adrianna: Mommy do you want to come to my gangster party?
Ashlyn: Mommy I love my little lives (referring to her bowl of Life cereal).
Adrianna: Mommy, meet my friend ghosty.
Me: Where is he?
Adrianna: Uh mom you can't see him cause he's inwesible!
Ashlyn: Oh my mother, I am so sad! Can you take me to the doctor?
Me: Why do you need to go to the doctor?
Ashlyn: So he can fix my broken heart!
Adrianna: (Pointing at John's razor) Ashlyn do not touch that, it is VERY danbgerous.
Ashlyn: Oh Nanna you are so silly, daddy uses that to wipe all the toothpaste off his face!
Ashlyn: (In a groggy state) Nanna, shhhh be quite! Don't you know the whole world is asleep!!
Ashlyn: Mom, I have a rumbly in my little tumbly, FEED ME NOW!!
Adrianna: " Run Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the danger bad man." (referring to the Gingerbread Man)
Me: Ashlyn you look pretty today.
Ashlyn: No mom, I'm not pretty I'm the most beautiful mermaid princess in all the United State!
Me: Nanna do you want some candy?
Nanna: Yes I want a tooxie (tootsie) roll please!
Ashlyn: (while I was fixing her hair) Mommy will you put two buns in my hair?
Me: Sure! Did you know that Santa Claus is coming to your school today?
Ashlyn: Yippie! I want him to see my cute little buns
(referring to her hair obviously).
Ashlyn: Nanna do you want to go to Sea World today?
Adrianna: Yes!
Ashlyn: There is sea horses and whales and sharks and Usulas and Ariels and Flounders and Sebastians at Sea World.
Adrianna: Oh wow!
Ashlyn: Mommy how many eyes do you have?
Me: I have two eyes just like you.
Ashlyn: Right, I have two eyeses and nice shinning teeth and a big bum.
Explanation: Ashlyn's pre-school class has a "foster" grandparent who helps out with the kids. Her name is Grandma Judy.
Me: (picking up Ashlyn from class) Tell everyone goodbye.
Ashlyn: Good bye Ms. Anne, good bye grandma Booty, see ya tomorrow.
Adrianna: (looking at flamingos at the zoo) Look mommy, it's a daddy mingo, mommy mingo, Ashlyn mingo and Nanna mingo!
Ashlyn: (While I'm drying her off with a towel) Mommy look the towel is brown just like me!
Ashlyn: Mommy, I want an apple.
Me: Ok sweetie
Ashlyn: ( singing while I am cutting the apple) Apple Mia, How can I resist ya!
Ashlyn: Mommy let's pretend it's Halloween. I want to be a silly punkin and you are the wicked witch!
Adrianna: Mommy are you happy?
Me: Yes I am
Adriann: Ok then clap your hands!
Ashlyn: ( on her pretend phone) Mommy, The letter M is on the phone.
Me: Hi letter M, how are you?
Ashlyn: Mommy did he say MMMMMMM.
Ashlyn: Mom it's 10:00, time to be a robot!
Ashlyn: Look mommy (pointing to a picture) it's a hopscotcher!
Me: Oh you mean Grasshopper?
Ashlyn: No mommy I like hopscotcher!
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2 comments:
Funny! Were do I sign up? Derik watched it and I think that he thinks I am already on that drug!!!!HAHA just kidding
That is hillarious!
And Thanks for the count down to breaking dawn! Now i can just get on your page instead of always going to the twilight page! :)
Are we pathetic or what?!
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