Livin La Vida Poca: Bedtime Blues Be Gone!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Bedtime Blues Be Gone!

Introducing Ashlyn's groovy new invention: Magic nightmare and monster be gone glasses

Simply put on these special glasses before falling asleep...

And be amazed as the "protective" coating on the glasses block all things scary!

I think it's working!

2 comments:

Dustin and Tricia said...: Your girls are so creative...and CUTE!; February 5, 2010 at 7:56 AM
The Peterson's said...: Your girls are sooo funny! Love those BIG imaginations! Too cute!; February 11, 2010 at 12:40 PM

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Ashlyn: Oh mom I just love your Apple Ipod! Can I have a pineapple Ipod or a grape one?

Ashlyn: Mom do I like fortune cookies (after receiving one after our lunch at the local chinese buffet)?

Me: I think you will like it if you just try it. Crack it open and look at the little paper inside. Mine says: You will run into some unexpected surprises.

Ashlyn: Ok mom, mine says: YOU ARE A FAILURE

Ashlyn: Mom did you know I have a boyfriend?

Me: Oh really, who is it?

Ashlyn: His name is A and he is in my class. But mom he bonked my head so I told him that he couldn't be my boyfriend anymore. Mom I don't like to have boyfriends anymore. I think I'll only have girlfriends.

Ashlyn: (to the jogger without a shirt on) Hey man, why are you running around naked? Put your clothes on!

Ashlyn: Mommy four children in my class made a bad decision today!

Me: Where you one of those children?

Ashlyn: NO mommy I am a good child

Adrianna: Mommy do you want to come to my gangster party?

Ashlyn: Mommy I love my little lives (referring to her bowl of Life cereal).

Adrianna: Mommy, meet my friend ghosty.

Me: Where is he?

Adrianna: Uh mom you can't see him cause he's inwesible!

Ashlyn: Oh my mother, I am so sad! Can you take me to the doctor?

Me: Why do you need to go to the doctor?

Ashlyn: So he can fix my broken heart!

Adrianna: (Pointing at John's razor) Ashlyn do not touch that, it is VERY danbgerous.

Ashlyn: Oh Nanna you are so silly, daddy uses that to wipe all the toothpaste off his face!

Adrianna: (Around 2 AM) Ashlyn, hey Ashlyn, ASHLYN! Are you awake?
Ashlyn: (In a groggy state) Nanna, shhhh be quite! Don't you know the whole world is asleep!!

Ashlyn: Mom, I have a rumbly in my little tumbly, FEED ME NOW!!

Adrianna: " Run Run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the danger bad man." (referring to the Gingerbread Man)

Me: Ashlyn you look pretty today.
Ashlyn: No mom, I'm not pretty I'm the most beautiful mermaid princess in all the United State!

Me: Nanna do you want some candy?
Nanna: Yes I want a tooxie (tootsie) roll please!

Ashlyn: (while I was fixing her hair) Mommy will you put two buns in my hair?
Me: Sure! Did you know that Santa Claus is coming to your school today?
Ashlyn: Yippie! I want him to see my cute little buns
(referring to her hair obviously).

Ashlyn: Nanna do you want to go to Sea World today?
Adrianna: Yes!
Ashlyn: There is sea horses and whales and sharks and Usulas and Ariels and Flounders and Sebastians at Sea World.
Adrianna: Oh wow!

Ashlyn: Mommy how many eyes do you have?
Me: I have two eyes just like you.
Ashlyn: Right, I have two eyeses and nice shinning teeth and a big bum.

Explanation: Ashlyn's pre-school class has a "foster" grandparent who helps out with the kids. Her name is Grandma Judy.
Me: (picking up Ashlyn from class) Tell everyone goodbye.
Ashlyn: Good bye Ms. Anne, good bye grandma Booty, see ya tomorrow.

Adrianna: (looking at flamingos at the zoo) Look mommy, it's a daddy mingo, mommy mingo, Ashlyn mingo and Nanna mingo!

Ashlyn: (While I'm drying her off with a towel) Mommy look the towel is brown just like me!

Ashlyn: Mommy, I want an apple.
Me: Ok sweetie
Ashlyn: ( singing while I am cutting the apple) Apple Mia, How can I resist ya!

Ashlyn: Mommy let's pretend it's Halloween. I want to be a silly punkin and you are the wicked witch!

Adrianna: Mommy are you happy?
Me: Yes I am
Adriann: Ok then clap your hands!

Ashlyn: ( on her pretend phone) Mommy, The letter M is on the phone.
Me: Hi letter M, how are you?
Ashlyn: Mommy did he say MMMMMMM.

Ashlyn: Mom it's 10:00, time to be a robot!

Ashlyn: Look mommy (pointing to a picture) it's a hopscotcher!
Me: Oh you mean Grasshopper?
Ashlyn: No mommy I like hopscotcher!

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Bedtime Blues Be Gone!

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